Barnard Castle: A Tale with a Side of Eye Tests

November 1, 2024 - Scott Hewitt


Who would have thought that a market town in County Durham would become internationally famous for impromptu vision testing? Yet here I am, wandering the charming streets of Barnard Castle, chuckling at how this medieval town became an unlikely meme during the pandemic years.

The 12th-century castle stands proudly on its rocky perch above the River Tees, and I can’t help but wonder if its stunning views might have been part of some historical eye examination we don’t know about. But jest aside, this town is delighful.

Which brings me to an important point: now is the time to start your Christmas shopping in earnest.

Why Early Christmas Shopping Makes Sense

I’m reminded why getting ahead with gift-buying is so crucial. It’s not just about avoiding the December rush or ensuring delivery times – it’s about creating space for what truly matters. The reason for the season!

So take it from someone visiting a town famous for testing their vision – the clearest way to see the beauty of the Christmas season is to clear your path to it early. Start your shopping now, and come December, you’ll have the luxury of focusing on what truly catches your eye: the magic, wonder, and profound meaning of the season.

And if you do find yourself in Barnard Castle, I highly recommend testing your vision on the magnificent castle views. They’re quite spectacular – no optician’s appointment necessary, or have a hot apple juice from Moments Cafe.